"The Journey Begins" is the first episode of Demon's Souls.
Arin: Hey, guys-
Jon: SEGA! There you go.
Arin: That's the game we're playing.
Arin: It's Sega.
Jon: We're playing Demon's Souls and I suppose that is uhh synonymous with masochism.
Arin: Ahh that's what we've heard. Oh, we have to-
Arin: I hope this doesn't give away the fact that I don't read these.
Jon: Ugh... Ha! Arin! You must read that- those terms created on August, 2009!
Arin: Online mode?
Jon: Yeah, the whole game is, like, online. Oh, look at that guy!
Arin: Fuck that, I'm gonna be a girl.
Jon: Dude, that- what do you mean?
Arin: I'm gonna be a dang-ass girl.
Jon: Why do you wanna be a girl? It's weaker than a guy.
Arin: Because you can stare at her booty! Oh, Jesus.
Jon: *laughs* Do you- do you still wanna be a girl?
Arin: Alright, maybe I'll push on back to that.
Jon: *laughs* She's just like: NNNN! She's like that girl you see at the- I don't wanna be mean.
Arin: *laughing* Oh, that girl!
Jon: I don't even wanna continue that statement.
Arin: What is this?
Jon: Oh, the easy character select. Also known as a 1990s cell phone touch pad. Call 1-800-BRICKS!
Arin: *Nonsensical jibberish*
Jon: *laughing* That's not a number!
Jon: There you go! Tukcgi!
Arin: There we go! Alright. Oh, I gotta edit his appearence.
Arin: He's from the East. No...
Jon: Make him look as bad you possibly- What is this mean?
Arin: The South?
Arin: I'ma get Momma's corn bread! What the fuck?
Jon: *laughing* Did you just say "corn bread?"
Arin: *laughing* That's what- He's from the South!
Jon: This game- this game appears to be a bit region locked, if you know what I'm SAYING! High five!
*High five clap*
Arin: Ahh, this guy, right here-
Arin: This is our guy.
Jon: *laughing* Just print it! Print him! Seriously, look at this.
Arin: *laughing* Alright. Select.
Arin: Um, I guess I'm back- there we go. *both laughing* He's just- he's just kinda like: You know what? I've been through a lot, and-
Jon: *laughing* No, this guy's just straight up like: Man, I mean, I really want my life to go well. I'm trying- *stutters* I'm interviewing for a job at this, uh, big... corporation on Sunday.
Arin: I think I'm gonna do good. I'm feeling very confident.
(To be continued.)